oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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