last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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