Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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