I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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