so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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