porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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