Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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