There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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