Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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