why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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