why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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