walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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