Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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