i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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