i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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