If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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