you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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