I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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