You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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