We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
where does the pee come out of this thing
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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