i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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