my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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