I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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