32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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