Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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