Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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