Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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