North Korea, Best Korea!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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