I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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