There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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