Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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