check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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