I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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