I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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