what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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