Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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