i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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