just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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