sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
FUCK WHALES
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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