dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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