I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Ladies don't puke and tell
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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