You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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