just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dicks are not precious.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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