Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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