Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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