I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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