i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
