would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Who died my cat blue again?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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