He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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