I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
dude i'm inner monologue high
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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